WE CHEAT TOURISTS, DRUNKS, AND ATTORNEYS
Well, to be quite honest, Bubba doesn't actually cheat anyone but,
for some very strange reasons, (and you'll have to ask the
psychologists why)
it sure seems to bring people to the door. Once they smell the
burgers, hear
the music and see the GIRLS of BUBBA'S,
Debbie, Darlene, Alison, Megan, Kris, and Eva, etc. etc., we've got 'em. (HOOTERS' got
nothing on
BUBBA'S except a lot of padded bras) Besides, it sells a lot of
T-shirts,
Hats, and Tank Tops, from here on referred to as
BUBBA ACTIVE WEAR AND GOODIES.
We used to just cheat Tourists and Drunks!
Then Bubba got this LETTER from an
attorney in
San Francisco. Bubba didn't know exactly what to do about this.
(After all,
it really was completely unintentional on Bubba's part.) Who da
thunk you
Could actually trademark the English language? After a string of
those
two-syllable four letter words and a string of ice cold brews
(just to calm
Bubba, of course), Bubba met with his Plumber and part- time
Attorney. Then
sent this (RESPONSE) to the Attorney.
Having never heard back from the attorney, Bubba decided to
add him and
his kind to his shirt. BUBBA ACTIVE WEAR
AND GOODIES
sales doubled.
And now you know the rest of the story.