Ya Gotta Try !
Bubba takes the day off of work and decides to go out
golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the
green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit.
9 Iron" Bubba looks round and doesn't see anyone so he tries again.
"Ribbit. 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong,
puts his other club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! he hits a birdie. He is
shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog
eh?" The frog reply's "Ribbit, Lucky frog. Lucky frog."
Bubba decided to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you
think frog?", Bubba asks. "Ribbit 3 wood." was the reply.
Bubba takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one. Bubba is befuddled and
doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, Bubba golfed the best
game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "Ok where to next?" The frog
reply, "Ribbit Las Vegas".
They go to Las Vegas and Bubba says, "Ok frog, now what?"
The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette". Upon approaching the roulette table the
Bubba asks," what do you think I should bet?" The frog reply, "Ribbit $3000
black 6." Now, this is a million to one shot that this would win but after
the golf game, Bubba figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes
sliding back across the table.
Bubba takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the
frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You won me all
this money and I am forever grateful." The frog replies, "Ribbit, Kiss Me".
Bubba figures why not, since after all the frog did for him he deserves it. All
of a sudden the frog turns into the most gorgeous 17-year-old girl in the
world.